I swear their must have been a jail break out of the SPCA or something (its like a block away from the hotel). There was a skunk in the vents at the hotel! We called the SPCA to come in and get rid of it. LOL To get it out they had to go into [...]
I have a fear of racoons. I hate them. I was traumatized when I was 17 when a racoon actually attacked me and bit my feet outside of my parents house. I then had to get rabies shots. One of the most painful things EVER. So of course I wasn’t surprised when racoons walked into [...]
by an old .. well, in his 30′s, korean man. He was very intoxicated (think of someone breathing on you and you get buzzed off of that) and he says, in a thick accent, “What’s your name?” “Kelly.” “Oh. Okay.” Walks outside. Comes back in. Hands me a business card and says, “Let me introduce [...]
Whenever a group comes into the hotel we have to name the group and give the a rate code. There is a group currently in house. Their rate code is LovesGirls. Seriously. Apparently this is a group of (old) gentlemen tour the country going to different high rated strip clubs/sex clubs. Yup. In retirement this [...]
We had a pharmaceutical convention at the hotel. So, basically, a bunch of doctors got together and tested out some new drugs. Well, one woman did not handle her high very well. In fact, this woman for a lack of a better word, was LOUD. Well, actually, bitch is loud, crazy, a lunatic, insane, and [...]
Totally had this chick bitching that she was getting charged for parking to one of co workers. Wanted to get away with no charge to her for parking 2 cars. We charge $18 per day per car. No such luck. My manager (a doode) came out and told her no. As she was walking away [...]
The other day we got this call from the platinum desk because I guess a gold member had been stay at a sister hotel a few miles away from us and wanted to come over here and stay with us for the next 10 days. He was traveling on a discounted employee friend rate. (Now [...]
I get into work today and one of the first things my manager says to me is “You are going to have to evict a guest tonight”Great.It’s freakin 4th of July and he’ll probably be drunk and irate and I get to deal with it.Yay.So you might wonder, well hey why do you have to [...]
well .. not really, but really that is what happened to the restaurant ceiling. The restaurant manager calls over the operator and says “ummm, I think engineering needs to come to the restaurant.”“why?’”“Because it’s raining in the restaurant and the ceiling is coming down with the rain.”Okay so the engineer goes over there.Basically, there was [...]
