Hookers

Tuesday, June 8th, 2010

In the past 2 days I’ve seen 2 hookers at my work.

spontaneous combustion

Saturday, June 5th, 2010

For people who have read my blog from the beginning, gone through certain tags, or are just loyal and/or bored probably has heard me talk about our airport parking lot that we own. Well there’s another airport parking lot located across the street. We are not affiliated with it.

So a police officer lectured my MOD today

Friday, June 4th, 2010

and it was awesome

this is fun

Friday, April 16th, 2010

So recently our hotel and another nearby hotel joined forces to have 1 shuttle bus for our guests and that apparently saved the owner like 1.5 million. That’s a lot of money. Here’s the deal. Our shuttle also goes to the parking lot we own as well, once every 20 minutes. There are 2 shuttles. [...]

Just for the record

Sunday, April 11th, 2010

If the shuttle you took to the airport from our hotel does not read “______ Parking” on it … it’s NOT going to say it upon your return. Yelping about this, makes you sound like an idiot. In addition, saying you waited an hour for a shuttle bus with the parking name on it, doesn’t [...]

lady bug luck fail

Saturday, April 3rd, 2010

So lady bugs are supposed to be good luck. And I am not really one to believe in superstitions or anything like that. But, then, I am leaving work one day, and on my car door handle, like GLUED on, is a dead ladybug. What the frack

False alarm pt 2

Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010

I forgot to add this at the end of my post false alarm

False alarm

Wednesday, February 24th, 2010

About a month ago I posted a blog about firefighters coming to the hotel, and how excited one of my coworkers got that the hotel was filled with a bunch of firefighters.

distress guests

Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010

are fucking annoying. I am sorry if this has happened to you, but quoting my coworker: “B***** am i supposed to kiss your a** cus you missed your flight FU” and another favorite quote: “dear irrate guy screaming in the lobby… please open your god dam eyes and realized the world does not revolve around [...]

My security guard got fired

Tuesday, February 2nd, 2010

for pouring himself some remy martin while working and guests are at the bar.

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